Date of Birth :  6/6/66

Place Of Birth : New Orleans 

Number of Jumps : A Hellish amount !

Before Skydiving you were : Was there anything before skydiving ? I don't know i was born with a Rig on my back and my hand on my joystick !

Outside of work I: Introduce Frank to everyone - you know who you are !!!

Likes : Coffee , Planes , good music and Tantric Sex !

Dislikes: Tea , Trains , bad music and No Sex !

Wants : To Become the Pilot of Air Force One - so I can get paid ludicrous amounts of money and get Obama in the Mile High Club ! 

Needs : A miracle to happen so the above can occur !

If you could converse with anyone ( dead or alive?) and why ? : Myself , I`m the funniest person I know ! 

Funniest person : Me , I just told you that ! Imbecile !

Music? : All Music is good , Bad music isn`t music !

Movie ? : Anchorman ( Its based on my life before Taupo !)

Whats your favourite dish?: Gumbo ! Prawn , Chicken , anything just chuck it all in , as long as its Gumbo !

What would you do if you knew the world was gonna end tomorrow ! Grab the nearest hole and do things to it !

Where will you be in five years ? : In Air Force ONe - you really ain't listening are you !

What will it say on your headstone ?: Have a drink on me - but dont pee on my head !