Date Of Birth : 20/08/77

Number of jumps: 25

Before Skydiving you were: A Drunk

Outside of work I: Eat cheese

Likes: Porn

Dislikes: Myself

Wants: The Moon on a stick!

Needs: To win Lotto

If you converse with anyone (dead or alive) who and why?: Alan Partridge

Funniest person: Me

Music: Woo-hoo by Bluuuueeerrgh , and Beautiful Day by U2

Movie: Anchorman , Belladonna s entire repertoire.

What’s your favourite dish: White one with a flower on it .

What’s your favourite posish: All of them .

Where will you be in five years: Hopefully not in prison … I`m waaay too pretty !!

What will it say on your headstone: Nothing , I wont have one because I will be cryogenically frozen and thawed out with John Wayne, Elvis and Walt Disney sometime in the next Millenia !